考数学就像是医生，给垂死的病人做手术，反正出来第一句是：我尽力了。考英语听力，我就悟出了一个道理，有些话只说给懂的人听。考历史的时候，我莫名有一种沉重感，因为我就要改变历史了。
（Taking math test is like a doctor, operating a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is: I tried my best.
After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only for those who understand.
#沙雕搞笑段子#When I took the history test, I felt a heavy feeling because I was about to change history. ）
A：校服是我和她穿过唯一的情侣装。毕业照，是我和她唯一的合影。
B：地球还是你和她唯一的家园呢。
（A: School uniform is the only couple"s outfit I wear with her. Graduation photo is my only photo with her. B: The earth is the only home for you and her.）
A:我们曾经那么亲密，然而最后他的死讯都是别人告诉我的。
B ：难道你要他亲自告诉你吗？
（A: We used to be so close, but in the end, everyone else told me about his death. B: Do you want him to tell you in person? ）
中国人骂人有什么特点以妈为中心，以爹为半径，以祖宗18代绕一圈儿，赢，则双亲健在，输，则族谱升天。
（WhatarethecharacteristicsofswearinginChina:takingmomasthecenter,dadastheradius,andancestors"18thgenerationasacircle.Ifyouwin,yourparentswillbealive,andifyoulose,yourfamilytreewillascendtoheaven.）
