1、我有辣条和酒，所以我问你是否愿意和我一起走。
I have latiao and wine, so I asked if you wanted to come with me.
2、经过英语听力测试，我意识到一个道理，有些话只对懂的人说。
After English listening test, I realized a truth, some words onlyto understand the people say.
3、也许你毁了我的过去，搞乱了我的现在，但我没有理由让你再碰我的未来。
You may have ruined my past and messed up my present, but that"sno reason for me to let you touch my future.
4、你不经意地笑了，这激起了我的心。
You inadvertently smiled, which tickled my heart.
5、如果你敢靠近我，我就带你走。
If you come near me, I"ll take you away.
6、我活着是为了让讨厌我的人越来越不快乐。
I live to make people who hate me less and less happy.
7、脑袋空了也没关系，关键是不要进水。
It"s okay to have an empty head. The key is to stay out of thewater.
8、老师，我们能改变教学方式吗？比如做梦。
Teacher, can we change the way we teach? Like dreaming.
9、总有人说我脾气不好，真是搞笑，像我这样可爱的人，脾气好就好了。
I"m always told I have a bad temper. It"s funny, for a lovelyperson like me, I wish I had a good temper.
10、你有无数的备胎，你的感情是不变的，不是因为你迷人，而是因为你廉价又多才多艺。
Your feelings are constant, not because you are attractive, butbecause you are cheap and versatile.
11、不要一直修图，我们都知道你在现实中有多丑。
Don"t keep retouching pictures, we all know how ugly you are inreal life.
12、记得刚进中学的时候，发现自己的胸部微微隆起，感觉好害怕，现在马上大学毕业了，看着自己微肿的胸部，更觉得害怕。
I remember that when I just entered middle school, I found that mychest was slightly uplifted, and I was afraid of it. Now I graduatedfrom university, and I felt more afraid of my chest.
13、我家煤气漏了，突然想起来老师说面对危险要先冷静一下，我就深呼吸了几口，煤气中毒了。
My house gas leak, suddenly remembered the teacher said to calmdown in the face of danger, I took a few deep breaths, gas poisoning.
14、遇到喜欢的人，一定要胆大心细，脸皮厚。
Meet the person you like, you must be bold and careful,thick-skinned.
15、男人喜欢女人漂亮的脸蛋，女人喜欢男人甜言蜜语，所以女人学会化妆，男人学会撒谎。
Men like women beautiful face, women like men sweet words, sowomen learn to make up, men learn to lie.
16、你不能叫醒一个不回你信息的人，但红包可以。
You can"t wake up someone who doesn"t text you back, but redpackets can.
17、我一直迷路。
I keep getting lost.
18、任何事情都有代价，而幸福的代价就是痛苦。
Everything has its price, and the price of happiness is pain.
