我有个187个子的朋友，冬天穿着超大的羽绒服，加上 UGG，把自己打造成刚刚好160的效果。衣物杂乱无章。
I have a friend who is 187 tall. In winter, I wear a large down jacket and UGG to make myself just 160. Clothes are disorderly.
一次，我们在他的行李箱里发现一箱衣服，甚至没有拆开标签。而且在我那些没涂大红唇的日子里，他却默认我素颜。
Once, we found a box of clothes in his suitcase without even opening the label. And in those days when I didn"t wear big red lips, he acquiesced in my plain face.
但在他女朋友过生日的时候，他买了 Tom Ford的唇膏套装和彩妆盘。我问他你是怎么知道的，他说因为每个人都在微博上刷。
But on his girlfriend"s birthday, he bought a lipstick suit and a make-up tray for Tom Ford. I asked him how you knew, he said, because everyone brushes on the microblog.
一块儿逛街，女友看中的是一件不舍得买的衣服，也不准他付钱，于是第二天他偷偷打车去买了那件衣服。
Shopping together, his girlfriend took a fancy to a dress he was not willing to buy, and he was not allowed to pay, so the next day he secretly took a taxi to buy that dress.
爱上某人是一种本能，如同饥饿要吃。
Falling in love with someone is an instinct, just as hunger wants to eat.
你们会本能地抓住能取悦彼此的时刻，知道如何做对方都会快乐，怎样做对方却不会。因此，那些说“我直男，我不知如何对你好”是这个世界上最大的谎言啊。
You will instinctively seize the moment when you can please each other, and know how to do each other will be happy, but how to do each other will not. Therefore, those who say "I"m straight, I don"t know how to treat you" are the biggest lies in the world.
游戏中的哪一种皮肤很少见，知道哪一款最难买，知道每种牌子的车看起来像什么，却不知道怎样爱我。
Which kind of skin in the game is rare. I know which one is the most difficult to buy. I know what each brand of car looks like, but I don"t know how to love me.
拜托，你就是不愿意花心思在我身上。大家都要诚实一些。
Please, you just don"t want to focus on me. Everyone should be honest.
