发朋友圈秒赞的皮句子 简短洋气 太喜欢了！

1、把人逼急了，什么都做得出来，除了数学题。

If you make people anxious, he can do everything except math.

2、一把年纪还这么可爱，我真是一个罪人。

I"m so old, but still so lovely, I"m really a sinner.

3、晚上不失眠，卡上不缺钱。

No insomnia at night, no lack of money on the card.

4、怎么把脑子的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，挺急的。

How to transfer the money from brain to bank card? I wait for the answer online. It"s very urgent.

5、念了那么多年书，还是幼儿园比较好混。

After so many years of reading, it"s better to mix in kindergarten.

6、我除了睡觉时间不想睡觉，其他时间都想睡觉。

I don"t want to go to bed except when I go to bed. I want to sleep at other times.

7、珍惜那个爱吃醋的女孩，因为原本她是爱吃肉的。

Cherish that jealous girl, because she used to love meat.

8、不管强扭的瓜甜不甜，我就是喜欢把瓜强扭下来。

No matter whether the melon is sweet or not, I just like to twist it down.

9、经历了那么多，世界告诉我，善良没用，你需要漂亮。

After so many experiences, the world tells me that kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful.

10、百因必有果，下一个富婆就是我。

Everything will have a result, the next rich woman is me.

11、别再敬往事一杯酒了，往事都要吐了。

Don"t drink a glass of wine to the past. The past will be vomited.

12、人生的终极梦想，客厅放一个ATM机。

The ultimate dream of life is to put an ATM in the living room.

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