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1、小懒猪，快起床了，你在不起来我就把你睡觉的样子发朋友圈了。
Little lazy pig, get up quickly. If you can"t get up, I"ll make a circle of friends about the way you sleep.
2、亲爱的，我给你点的外卖了到了，太好吃了，你快起来吃。
Honey, the takeaway I ordered for you is here. It"s delicious. Get up and eat it.
3、快点起床了，不然你上班就要迟到了，你这个月的奖金就没有了。
Get up quickly, or you"ll be late for work and you won"t get your bonus this month.
4、要想你自动起床，除非断网、断水、加断粮。
If you want to get up automatically, unless you cut off the net, water and food.
5、每当我怎么叫都叫不醒的时候，我就会用手挠脚心。
Whenever I can"t wake up, I scratch my foot with my hand.
6、你快点起床啦，你在不起床，我就拿着音响放歌了。
You get up quickly. If you don"t get up, I"ll play with the stereo.
7、起床光用叫是没有用的，你必须要学会动手。
It"s no use just to wake up. You have to learn to do it.
8、要想对方立刻起床，你必须把你冰凉的手伸进他的被窝里。
To get up immediately, you have to put your cold hand in his bed.
9、亲爱的，快点起床陪我玩，如果不起床，你就捏着他的鼻子。
Honey, get up quickly and play with me. If you don"t get up, you hold his nose.
10、现在快点起床，520红包秒到账。
Now get up quickly, 520 red packets will be paid in seconds.
11、亲爱的，快点起床了，你爸给你打电话了。
Honey, get up quickly. Your father called you.
12、你怎么把床尿湿了，你快起来看看，真的，你快看看。
Why do you wet the bed? Get up and have a look. Really, have a look.
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