1、世界上这么多灰，我怎么知道哪一撮是你。
There are so many ashes in the world, how can I know which one is you?
2、你可真是上帝造人的草稿。
You are really the draft of God"s creation.
3、脑袋空空不要紧，关键是不要进水。
It doesn"t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get water.
4、脑子是个好东西，现在发育还来得及。
The brain is a good thing, and it is still too late to develop.
5、你象棋下得挺好的吧，看你马后炮挺在行的。
You"re a good chess player, aren"t you? You"re good at hindsight.
6、你不去当厨师可惜了，甩锅甩得那么厉害。
It"s a pity that you don"t want to be a cook. You throw the pot so badly.
7、你父母是做化学的吗？你看起来像是试验品。
Do your parents do chemistry? You look like an experiment.
8、你快躲起来，收垃圾的来了。
You hide. Here comes the garbage collector.
9、别指责我，我做事不需要你点头。
Don"t blame me. I don"t need your nod.
10、你可能有嘴，但不一定有脑。
You may have a mouth, but not necessarily a brain.
11、不把你插到花盆里，你都不知道什么叫植物人。
You don"t know what a vegetable is unless you are put in a flowerpot.
12、我又不是梯子，哪那么多台阶给你下。
I"m not a ladder. I don"t have so many steps for you to go down.
13、我的眼睛不是染缸，装不下你的各种脸色。
My eyes are not dye vat, can"t hold your face.
14、你卖水管的吗？管那么多。
Do you sell water pipes? Tube so much.
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