1.聪明的人已经开始在努力了，因为就算结果失败了，也可以把锅扔给2020。
Smart people are already working hard, because if they fail, they can throw the pot to the 2020.
2.多亏了互联网，不用见到你的偶像，你就可以对他失望。
Thanks to the Internet, you can be disappointed in your idol without having to meet him.
3.树多了就有枯枝，人多了就有白痴。
More trees, more sticks; more people, more idiots.
4.求你了，能不能不要每次我好不容易找到了成功的钥匙后，就给我把锁换掉？
Please, don"t replace the lock every time I find the key to success?
5.为什么知道别人有对象了还往他们身上贴？不是我说，就不能来找我？我没对象！
Why stick to someone when you know they are dating? Why not listen to me？Can"t you come to me？I"m not dating anyone!
6.问我妈：“这瓶精华液过期了，怎么废物利用？”
I ask my mom, "How can I recycle this bottle of essence when it is out of date?"
她答道：“去给你爸用。”
"To give your father" she replied.
7.“有没有人说你唱歌好听？”
"Did anyone tell you that you sing well?"
“好像还没有。”
"Not yet, it seems."
“没有那就别唱了。”
"No, then stop singing."
8.都说胖子有两条出路：身材变好或心态变好。我感觉我没有路走了。
They say there are two ways to fat people: change in shape or change in mind. I feel that I have no way to go.
9.我可以容忍世上所有的假，但是，我手上的钱不能假！
I can tolerate all the fake in the world, but the money in my hand can"t be fake!
10.如果谁不在乎我的喜欢，那我也就不在乎他们的不喜欢。
If anyone doesn"t care about my likes, Then I don"t care about their dislikes.
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