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1、我身上没啥突出的，如果有的话，应该是腰间盘。
There is nothing outstanding about me. If there is one, it should be the waist plate.
2、世界上最远的距离，莫过于公交车上我频频看你，你频频看我，我对你一见钟情，而你却紧紧地捂着钱包。
The furthest distance in the world, than the bus I frequently look at you, you frequently look at me, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you tightly clutched the wallet.
3、钱太委屈了，每个人都说爱它，却把它拿去跟别人做交易。
Money is a grievance. Everyone says they love it, but they trade it with others.
4、下雨天适合在家睡觉，天气晴朗适合出去走走；漫长岁月，竟然没有一天适合上班。
Rainy day is suitable for sleeping at home, sunny weather is suitable for walking out; Long years, actually not a day suitable for work.
5、最近头有点痒，可能是在长脑子。
I"ve been itching recently. Maybe I"m growing a brain.
6、喜欢吃一样东西是藏不住的，就算捂住嘴巴，口水还是会从指缝中溢出来。
Like to eat a thing is not to hide, even if cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from the fingers.
7、要好好努力，然后多挣钱，才养得起自己这个爱吃的胃。
You have to work hard and earn more money so that you can afford to eat like a stomach.
8、不要再见面了，洗头很累，洗发水好贵；最重要的是：这个天洗头真的好冷。
Do not meet again, shampoo is very tired, shampoo is very expensive; the most important thing is: shampoo is really cold this day.
9、偷偷告诉你们，我家的西红柿是番茄味的，不要告诉别人。
Secretly tell you, my tomato is tomato flavor, don"t tell others.
10、小太阳很忙，小云朵想吃糖，长颈鹿嫌脖子不够长，挣钱这件事太迷茫！
The little sun is very busy, the little cloud wants to eat sugar, the giraffe dislikes the neck is not long enough, make money this matter too confused!
11、别试图挑战我，奥特曼是我大哥。
Don"t try to challenge me. Altman is my big brother.
12、为什么要提醒我“钱不是万能的”？我才没那么贪心呢。我只想要钱而已，就没指望它万能。
Why remind me that "money is not everything"? I"m not that greedy. I just want money, not everything.
13、别人笑起来面带桃花，我笑起来哈哈哈哈！
Others smile face with peach blossom, I laugh ha ha ha!
14、和大家认识也挺久了，也没给过大家什么福利；不如这样，评论里留下你最想要的东西， 然后你们自己攒钱去买，我监督你们。
I"ve known you for a long time, and I haven"t given you any benefits. Why don"t you leave what you want most in the comments, and then you save money to buy it, and I"ll supervise you.
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