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1、有些作业,只要静下心来做,就一定会睡着。
Some homework, as long as calm down to do, will certainly fall asleep.
2、我曾经跨过山河大海,却跨不过食堂的人山人海。
I used to cross mountains and rivers, but I couldn"t cross the sea of people in the canteen.
3、刚刚收到了520的红包,可惜我是汤圆,不是刚刚。
Ganggang received a 520 yuan red envelope, but I was Tangyuan, not Ganggang.
4、我又没干什么坏事,为什么要被生活勒出双下巴和小肚腩。
I didn"t do anything bad. Why should I be strangled by life, with double chin and small belly.
5、天气太干燥了,可是涂了润唇膏好像没什么用,我想亲亲男生的小嘴巴。
The weather is too dry, but wearing lip balm seems to have no effect. I want to kiss the boy"s small mouth.
6、我怎么这么穷啊,我投胎之前是不是查过了人间穷游攻略。
Why am I so poor? Did I check the poor travel strategy before I was reborn?
7、有人拼银行卡吗?取钱的时候我用,存钱的时候你用。
Does anyone spell a bank card? I use it when withdrawing money, and you use it when saving money.
8、好烦,突然发现长得好看也没用呀,风吹过来还是会冷。
It"s so annoying, I suddenly found it useless to look good. It will still be cold when the wind blows.
9、做作业,做一夜,坐一夜,做一页。
Do homework, do one night, sit overnight, do a page.
10、有人拼羽绒服吗?我就冬天穿,其他季节都是你的。
Does anyone spell down jackets? I"ll wear it in winter, and all the other seasons are yours.
11、我跟你说个好玩的事,今天出去玩的时候,有条狗不停地追着我,吓死我了,我喜欢你,不说了,我追剧去了。
I"ll tell you a funny thing. When I went out to play today, a dog kept chasing me, which scared me to death. I like you. Stop talking and I went after the drama.
12、为了不辜负今天这样的好天气,我决定去篮球场,果然打篮球的小哥哥特别多,捡了不少矿泉水瓶。
In order to live up to today"s fine weather, I decided to go to the basketball court. Sure enough, my younger brother played basketball and picked up a lot of mineral water bottles.
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