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1、爱情不是我生活的全部，打工才是。
Love is not my life, work is.
2、总是不自量力地喜欢上自己根本驾驭不了的衣服款式，我这没用的躯壳！
Always overrated in love with their own can not control the style of clothing, I this useless body!
3、不当家不知柴米贵，不拍照不知自己肥。
Do not take charge of the family do not know the cost of daily necessities, do not take photos do not know their own fat.
4、奶奶说：智者不坠爱河，铁锅只炖大鹅；爱河伤心又难过，大鹅暖心又抗饿。
Grandma said: a wise man does not fall in love, only a goose stewed in an iron pot; Love is sad and sad, geese warm heart and hunger.
5、有想喝奶茶的吗？评论区扣1，抽一个人咱俩一起想。
Would anyone like milk tea? Comment section 1, draw a person let"s think together.
6、总是有人劝我们嫁个有钱人，不要再劝我们了，去劝那些有钱人啊！我们愿意！
We are always advised to marry a rich man, do not persuade us, to persuade those rich ah! We do!
7、大家都有好看的脸，我不一样，我有好大的一张脸。
Everyone has a pretty face. I"m different. I have a big face.
8、我发现地下停车场就像迷宫一样，每次都要找好久，才发现自己没有车。
I found the underground parking lot like a maze, each time to find a long time, only to find that I do not have a car.
9、8斤7两，一切平安；谢谢大家关心，这是我近一个月新增的体重，你们呢？
8 jin 7 two, all peace; Thank you for your concern. This is the weight I gained in one month. How about you?
10、打开奥利奥的时候，动作一定要帅气，毕竟咱也是黑白通吃的危险人物。
When opening an Oreo, make sure you do it in a handsome way. After all, you"re a dangerous man who eats everything in black and white.
11、别用青春倒插秧，爱情哪有干饭香。
Don"t use youth to pour rice seedlings, love which have dried rice incense.
12、当你遇到不幸的时候，记得对着镜子里面的自己笑笑，这样你就会发现，跟你的长相比起来这点不幸又算什么呢？
When you meet with misfortune, remember to look in the mirror and smile, so that you will find that the misfortune is compared with how big you are.
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