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1、别人的闺密都是坐在副驾驶吃零食,而我只能坐在电车后面手提两杯奶茶。
Other people"s intimate friends are sitting in the co pilot to eat snacks, while I can only sit in the back of the tram carrying two cups of milk tea.
2、答应我,不要便宜任何一个男孩,你自己一个人孤独终老好吗?
Promise me, don"t be cheap to any boy, will you die alone?
3、别人的闺蜜好像都是聪明伶俐,而我的闺密看起来好像有点傻。
Other people"s best friends seem to be smart, while my best friend seems to be a little silly.
4、告诉你一个秘密,别看我闺蜜年纪轻轻,其实体重可重了。
Let me tell you a secret. Although my best friend is young, she weighs a lot.
5、我们是好闺密,你跌倒了,我可以把你扶起来,但是你得先让我笑完。
We are good friends. If you fall down, I can help you up, but you have to make me laugh first.
6、全网都在卖闺密,我就不卖了,因为我怕卖了会被退回来。
The whole network is selling intimate friends, so I won"t sell them because I"m afraid they will be returned.
7、有的时候就想怼闺蜜,不是因为跟她有仇,而是怼她我会很开心。
Sometimes I would like to hate my best friend, not because I have hatred with her, but because I would be very happy to hate her.
8、手机内存不够怎么办?删除几张闺蜜的丑照。
What should I do if I don"t have enough memory? Delete some ugly photos of my best friend.
9、我感觉我是精神病患者,不然我的闺密怎么都是精神病。
I feel like I"m a psychopath, otherwise my best friend is psychopath.
10、美女这两个字称呼我就行了,千万不要跟我闺密扯上关系。
Just call me beauty. Don"t have anything to do with my best friend.
11、每次发誓我都用闺密单身100年来发誓,所以我的闺蜜现在还是单身。
Every time I swear, I swear that my best friend has been single for 100 years, so my best friend is still single now.
12、如果重大节日没有人送你礼物的话,你可以跟我说,我会很开心地告诉你,我也没有。
If no one gives you a gift for a major festival, you can tell me that I will be happy to tell you that I don"t either.
13、我真的很想对我闺蜜说,别人笑起来是真好看,你笑起来是真好笑。
I really want to tell my best friend that it"s nice to laugh at others, but it"s funny to laugh at you.
14、如果你哪天混得不好,那你就过来找我跟我混吧,别的不敢保证,只要有我一口饭吃,就有你一个碗刷。
If you don"t get along well one day, you can come to me and hang out with me. I can"t guarantee anything else. As long as I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl brush.
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