1、“Stay positive, stay weird, stay awesome!”
2、“Some people just need a high-five、In the face、With a chair.”
3、“I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.”
4、“Never forget that you’re a limited edition.”
5、“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
6、“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
7、“I don’t always have a witty comeback, but when I do, I forget it.”
8、“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
9、“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my stress levels.”
10、“I can’t adult today、I need a nap and a juice box.”
