拧不开瓶盖的都嫁人了拧得开的都还在自己拧着。
Those who can"t open the bottle cap are married, and those who can still open are still screwing themselves.
天气预报说:今天有雨，大家出门记得带沐浴露。
The weather forecast says: it"s raining today. Remember to take shower gel when you go out.
俗话说好事成双，我下巴这么好看有两个也不奇怪。
As the saying goes, good things come in pairs. It"s not surprising that I have two good-looking chins.
别人琴棋书画样样精通，我就厉害了，我煎炒蒸炸啥啥都吃。
If others are proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, I"ll be great. I"ll eat everything.
爱就是爱，不爱就是不爱，可爱是什么意思呀？
Love is love, not love is not love, what does cute mean?
一起打王者吗？你负责一打五我负责全程浪。
Fight the king together? You"re in charge of one dozen five. I"m in charge of the whole wave.
生活不易，猪猪叹气，叹气泄气，还得打气。
Life is not easy. Pig sighs, sighs, discourages, and has to cheer up.
今天我要写一篇懒人日记：算了懒得写。
Today I"m going to write a lazy diary: forget it, I"m too lazy to write.
大家信教吗?我是回笼教的，我们的主要任务是睡觉。
Are you religious? I"m a Muslim. Our main task is to sleep.
大家都是汉堡包，凭什么你们都是憨憨，就我是宝宝。
Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all Han Han? I"m the baby.
美人鱼要沉入海底睡觉噜~大家晚安。The mermaid is going to sleep at the bottom of the sea. Good night, everyone。
多照镜子很多事你就明白原因了。
Look in the mirror and you"ll see why.
我长得胖可能就是卡在你心里出不来的原因。
My weight gain may be the reason why I can"t get out of your heart.
不知道你们是混什么圈的，我混黑眼圈的。
I don"t know what kind of circles you are mixed with. I"m mixed with dark circles.
别减肥了，你丑又不是因为胖。
Don"t lose weight. You"re not ugly because you"re fat.
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