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1.我们都是祖国的花朵，只是有些人成了娇艳的玫瑰花，有些人成了圣洁的百合，我成了一盆多肉。
We are all the flowers of our motherland, but some people have become delicate roses, some people have become holy lilies, I have become a pot of meat.
2.跟朋友聊天，没有我接不了的梗；跟喜欢的人聊天，没有我冷不了的场。
Chat with friends, there is no I can not receive the stem; chat with the people I like, there is no place I can not cold.
3.你天天失眠熬夜，自己都睡不好觉，怎么睡别人呢？宝贝。
You can"t sleep well when you stay up late every day. How can you sleep others? Baby.
4.懒人日记：算了，今天太懒了，先不写了。
Lazy diary: forget it. I"m too lazy today. I won"t write it.
5.你要悄悄精神，然后笑死所有人。
You have to be quiet and laugh to death.
6.为什么不找我聊天，我专门为你认得字，学的打字。
Why don"t you talk to me? I can read and type for you.
7.梦想是一定要有的，不然你喝醉了拿什么和朋友聊天。
Dream must have, otherwise you get drunk and chat with your friends.
8.每次和你聊天你都说要去洗澡了，是和我聊天弄脏了你吗？
Every time I chat with you, you say you"re going to take a bath. Is chatting with me dirty you?
9.街头的算命先生名不虚传，他竟然能算出来我只有一条命。
The fortune teller on the street is worthy of his reputation. He can calculate that I have only one life.
10.别跟我讲道理，给我钱就行，你说啥都对。
Don"t reason with me. Just give me money. You"re right.
11.满脑子聪明智慧，让人看起来我的头很大。
It"s full of wisdom, it looks like my head is big.
12.都是网上冲浪，都是熬夜到凌晨，怎么你们就能网恋，而我只学会了沙雕段子呢？
It"s all surfing the Internet and staying up late until early morning. How can you love online, and I only learned sand sculpture?
13.我登陆账号看见了你和别人的暧昧聊天记录，你说你会改，结果你把密码改了。
I login account saw you and other people"s ambiguous chat record, you said you would change, as a result you changed the password.
14.别人网恋见面，从路上亲到酒店，我网恋见面，互相认为对方照片P图过度，被对方骗了，从车站打到派出所。
When others met on the Internet, they went to the hotel from the road. I met online. They thought that the photo P of each other was too much. They were cheated by each other. They called the police station from the station.
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