1、嗨，大家好，我是肖战老婆，天气挺热的，相信我们挺快熟的。
Hi, everyone. I"m Xiao Zhan"s wife. It"s very hot. I believe we"ll get familiar quickly.
2、时间告诉我，无理取闹的年纪过了，到了该装逼的时候了。
Time tells me that I am too old to make trouble. It"s time to be cool.
3、最近总是失眠，16小时就醒一次。
I always have insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.
4、长肉这种事，有本事别冲腰去，冲胸来。
If you have the ability to grow meat, don"t rush to the waist, but my waist.
5、对象这种事情，我觉得你永远都得加如果。
I think you always have to add "if" to things like boyfriends.
6、你可千万别惹我，你是不知道，惹到我的话，我一个电话过去，你的电话就响了。
Don"t mess with me. You don"t know. If you provoke me, I will call you and your phone will ring.
7、今天微信响了五次，分别来自微信运动，订阅号，微信支付，腾讯新闻，微信支付。
Today, wechat rings five times, from wechat campaign, subscription number, wechat payment, Tencent News and wechat payment.
8、从前我们村两个美女，自从我走了以后就没有了，因为一个顶两。
Once upon a time, there were no two beauties in our village since I left, because one is equal to two.
9、每天晚上都失眠，但你给我放一节英语课的回放，我绝对睡得安安稳稳。
I can"t sleep every night, but if you play me a replay of an English class, I can sleep soundly.
10、让我看看是哪个美女还不睡觉发朋友圈的，哦，是我自己。
Let me see which beauty doesn"t sleep. Oh, it"s me.
11、你们觉得王一博很帅吗？我觉得还行吧，可能是一起久了就没什么感觉了。
Do you think Wang Yibo is very handsome? I think it"s OK. Maybe I haven"t felt much after a long time together.
12、以后有话直说，不要老是在吗在吗，不出意外的话，几十年内我都是在的。
In the future, if you have something to say directly, don"t always ask me if I am. If there is no accident, I will be there for decades.
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