下雪了！不，那是上帝在撕他的寒假作业。
It"s snowing! No, it"s God tearing up his winter homework.
你可以说我黑，但是你不能问我是不是用老抽护的肤！
You can say I"m black, but you can"t ask me if I use soy sauce to maintain my skin!
一方土地养一方人，圆圆的地球养出圆圆的我，怎么了？有什么问题吗？
the water and soil of an area foster the people of the area, The round earth raises me fat, Isn"t that right?
看偶像剧的时候，每当男主把女主按在墙上强吻的时候，我代入感都特别强，我感觉我就是那堵墙。
When watching idol dramas, whenever the man presses the woman on the wall and kisses her, I have a strong sense of substitution, I feel like I"m the wall.
问：向日葵是如何度过没有太阳的晚上？答：嗑瓜子。
Q: how does sunflower spend the night without sun?
A: eat melon seeds
伤心的时候也不能哭哦，注水的猪肉是没人要的。
You can"t cry when you are sad. No one wants the pork with water.
你之所以会觉得脸胖的人可爱，是因为那肉没长在你脸上。
The reason why you think fat people are cute is that the meat doesn"t grow on your face.
以前不想聊天的时候我都不回消息,，后来反思了一下，觉得很没礼貌，现在我都直接回复 TD。
I didn"t return any news when I didn"t want to chat before, Later, I thought it was impolite, so now I reply to unsubscribe directly.
我刚刚做完核酸检测，问医生什么时候出检测结果，医生回复：没有通知就是正常，有问题了，不但通知你，还通知全国。
I just finished the nucleic acid test and asked the doctor when the test results would come out, doctor"s reply: if there is no notice, it is normal. If there is a problem, we will not only inform you, but also the whole country.
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