1、到底要吃多少辣条，才能成为辣妹。
How many hot strips do you have to eat to become a hot girl.
2、猫的烦恼是没有鱼干，我的烦恼是没有人干。
Cat"s trouble is that there is no dried fish. My trouble is that no one does it.
3、我穿过最潮的衣服，就是洗了没干的。
I wear the most fashionable clothes, which are not dry after washing.
4、做个肥宅有什么不好的？当幸福来敲门，我马上就可以去开门。
What"s wrong with being a fat house? When happiness knocks on the door, I can open it right away.
5、爱吃的人运气都不会太差，毕竟食来运转。
Those who like to eat will not have bad luck. After all, food works.
6、三亿人在用的拼多多，两亿人是被逼的。
300 million people are using it, and 200 million people are forced.
7、我一直在想，哪天绑架了校长，给他绑到宿舍的床上，就给他一个小风扇，看他能活多久。
I have been thinking that one day I kidnapped the headmaster and bound him to the bed in the dormitory, I would give him a small fan to see how long he could live.
8、跟我吵解决不了问题，但你夸我试试。
Arguing with me won"t solve the problem, but you praise me for trying.
9、有个男孩差点为我自杀，他说死也不和我谈恋爱。
A boy almost killed himself for me. He said he would not fall in love with me.
10、打野玩得好的叫野王，法师玩得好的叫法王，我辅助玩得好能不能叫我一声父王？
The one who plays well is called the wild king, and the one who plays well is called the Dharma king. Can I call my father king if I play well?
11、再凶的男孩子，绑鞋带还不是要系蝴蝶结。
No matter how fierce a boy is, he should tie his shoes with a bow.
12、好久没发朋友圈啦，大家最近怎么样，大小便正常吗？
I haven"t had a circle of friends for a long time. How are you doing?
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