有了马甲线我就会从小熊软糖变成小熊硬糖，所以我是不会练的。
With the vest line, I will change from bear soft candy to bear hard candy, so I will not practice.
不参与社交时就是在独自可爱。
I"m cute on my own when I"m not socializing.
我悄悄地放了一个屁，希望风把它吹进你嘴里。
I quietly farted, hoping the wind would blow it into your mouth.
别人赌气是不吃饭，你一赌气就吃两碗饭。
If you are angry, you will eat two bowls of rice.
“昨晚没睡好。”
“怎么了？”
“被子太薄，压不住想你的心。”
"I didn"t sleep well last night."
"What"s the matter?"
"The quilt is too thin to hold your heart."
每个男孩子都应该有一个女朋友，如果你没有，那我就是。
Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don"t, I am.
我男朋友在干嘛？为什么不理我？是因为我没有男朋友吗？
What"s my boyfriend doing? Why you ignore me? Is it because I don"t have a boyfriend?
我一直以为美若天仙这个词是在说我，原来并不是，倾国倾城才是。
I always thought that the word "beautiful as a celestial being" was about me. It turned out that it wasn"t about the whole country.
没有人理解你，很委屈吗？数学你理解吗？它都不委屈。
No one understands you, is it a grievance? Do you understand mathematics? It is not wronged.
硬拉着我妈吵了一架，她打了我一顿，我俩心情都好多了。
I had a hard fight with my mother. She beat me. We were in a better mood.
你可以偷我的段子，可以偷表情包，偷我的图，甚至可以偷偷喜欢我。
You can steal my jokes, expression packs, pictures and even like me.
想问问你现在几点了，也没别的意思，就是提醒你现在不早了，也该喜欢我了。
It doesn"t mean to ask you what time it is, just to remind you that it"s not too early and you should like me.
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