朋友圈沙雕皮句子 拯救你的不开心

1、我一把年纪还这么可爱，真是个罪人。

I am such a sinner to be so lovely in my old age.

2、拧不开瓶盖的都嫁人了，拧得开的都还在自己拧着。

Those who can"t open the bottle cap are married, and those who can"t open the bottle cap are still screwing themselves.

3、强扭的瓜不甜，但是很解渴。

The strong melon is not sweet, but it is thirsty.

4、我用生命保证，今年一定谈恋爱，但是用谁的命我还没有想好。

I promise with my life that I will fall in love this year, but I haven"t figured out whose life to use.

5、终于知道我的脚为什么总是冰冷的了，因为腿长供血不足，俗称高冷。

I finally know why my feet are always cold, because the legs are short of blood supply, commonly known as high cold.

6、饿了，不知道吃什么，想吃点爱情的苦。

Hungry, do not know what to eat, want to eat the pain of love.

7、好朋友都脱单了，我就比较厉害了，我脱发。

My good friends are single, and I am more powerful. I have hair loss.

8、自己选择的路，跪着走不完，不如站起来打个车吧！

The road that oneself choose, kneel to walk not to finish, might as well stand up to take a car!

9、人家解衣服叫轻解罗裳，而你是给猪松绑。

People untie their clothes, and you untie a pig.

10、我是一个隐形的富豪，所以至今没有找到自己的钱。

I am an invisible rich man, so I haven"t found my own money so far.

11、岁月磨平了我的棱角，通俗一点就是我被生活盘了。

The years have smoothed my edges and corners, and a little more popular is that I have been set by life.

12、我除了睡觉时间不想睡觉，其他时间都想睡觉。

I Don"t want to sleep except at bedtime, and I want to sleep at other times.

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