让人捧腹大笑的可爱句子‖祝你可爱得不像话 说话都像在发芽

记得上一次碰男孩子手，还是玩你拍一我拍一的时候。

I remember the last time I touched a boy"s hand, I still played when you clapped me.

祝你可爱得不像话，说话都像在发芽。

I wish you lovely words, talk like germination.

我不仅不回你消息，我还要你看到我发了朋友圈。

Not only do I not reply to your news, but I also want you to see that I have sent a circle of friends.

说出来你可能不信，是手机叫我陪它熬夜的，不然我早睡了。

If you don"t believe it, it"s my cell phone that asked me to stay up late with it, or I"ll go to bed early.

好不容易习惯了自己的长相，理了个发，又换了一种丑法。

Finally, I got used to my appearance, cut my hair and changed my ugly way.

姐妹们有无搞到对象经验，我做个笔记。

I"ll take a note of whether the sisters have any experience with the object.

如果你晚上醒了，记得要打电话给我，不要一个人偷偷上排位。

If you wake up at night, remember to call me instead of playing games alone.

等到八十岁我要去假装迷路奶奶，然后占年轻帅哥的便宜。

When I"m 80, I"m going to pretend to be lost, and then I"ll take advantage of the handsome young man.

记得给自己的可爱充值，别让它停机了。

Remember to recharge your lovely, don"t let it stop.

不要以为女生所谓的减肥是嘴上说说而已，她们还会发到空间和朋友圈。

Don"t think that the so-called weight loss of girls is just talking about it on the mouth, they will also send it to the space and circle of friends.

写在最后，亲爱的读者，我是流苏啊。我的女孩们不用再看这些文案了，因为你已经够可爱了。

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