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1、有个很可爱的人，正在读我写的字。

There is a lovely man reading my words.

2、白白胖胖，充满希望；可可爱爱，没有脑袋。

White fat, full of hope; but lovely love, silly.

3、不发朋友圈了，思念的滋味让你们慢慢体会。

Do not send wechat moment, let you slowly experience the taste of missing.

4、很多事要自己消化，于是越长大越胖。

A lot of things have to be digested by oneself, so the more you grow up, the fatter you become.

5、如果你看不上我，请把眼睛捐给有需要的人。

If you can"t see me, please donate your eyes to someone in need.

6、每个成功的男人，背后都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。

Behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

7、我悄悄地放了一个屁，期待风能把它吹进你嘴里。

I quietly put a fart, expecting the wind to blow it into your mouth.

8、收入那么少，支付方式倒不少。

With so little income, there are many ways of payment.

9、努力不一定会成功，但不努力绝对很舒服。

Hard work doesn"t make you successful, but not hard work is absolutely comfortable.

10、在这个赚钱非常容易的时代，我是属于非常容易被赚走钱的。

In this era of making money very easy, I belong to the kind of people who are very easy to be made money by others.

11、如果贫穷限制了你的想象，为什么你还能想出那么多省钱的办法。

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money.

12、既然喝水都会胖，那我干嘛不喝奶茶呢？

Since drinking water makes me fat, why don"t I drink milk tea?

13、不开心就去超市逛逛吧，你会听到很多好消息。

Go to the supermarket if you are not happy. You will hear a lot of good news.

14、翻脸比翻书快，并不可怕，可怕的是，她翻来翻去。

It"s not scary to turn a face faster than a book. The lovely thing is, she turns it around.

15、早点睡吧，没人在想你，只有你的头发在掉，痘痘在长，眼袋在下垂。

Go to bed early, no one is thinking about you, only your hair is falling, acne is growing, and pouch is drooping.

16、最让我心痛的事，莫过于我的快递都坐过飞机，而我却没坐过。

The most painful thing for me is that my express has been on the plane, but I haven"t.

17、每天早点睡觉，没事少玩点手机，对手机不好。

Go to bed early every day. Don"t play with your cell phone if you have nothing to do. It"s not good for your cell phone.

18、钱是什么东西？是我没有的东西。

What is money? It"s something I don"t have.

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