10个皮一皮的小句子 笑一笑 没烦恼！

饭后百步走，两腿疼一宿！

If I choose to walk one hundred paces just after dinner,my two legs will ache for a whole night!

不求一手遮天，能一手遮脸我就心满意足了！

I am already content to cover my face with just one hand instead of wishing to cover the sky with one hand!

只要心里有课，走到哪里都不算逃课！

As long as the heart is filled with the class, anywhere I go can not be regarded as skipping class!

我这个吃货要重点保护，免得一不小心被自己撑死了！

I"m a foodie and I need to be protected seriously so that I don"t get killed by myself!

我哪里不好你要赶紧告诉我，然后我好把你删掉！

Tell me what"s wrong with me in time and then I can have an excuse to delete you!

早起能比平时做更多的事，比如，能再睡一觉！

Getting up early can help you get more done than usual, for example, getting back to sleep!

天下没有不散的宴席，但如果有人请客，我能陪他到最后！

All good things come to an end, but if someone treats me to dinner, I can spend more time with him!

现在年纪大了，不能再任性调皮，到了装高冷的时候了。

Now being old, I can no longer be capricious or naughty, it is time to pretend to be cold.

冬天这么长，一定要找个吃的少的人在一起！

Winter is so long, I must look for a person who eats little to live together!

不用飘洋过海来见我，把你来回的车费打我支付宝就行！

You do not have to cross the sea to see me, you pay the fee for your coming and back on my Alipay is just ok!

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