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这个世界上存在真爱吗？

当然有啊！电视剧里多得是，人家还三生三世十里桃花呢。

Is there true love in this world?

Of course there is! There are so many TV shows that people still have three lives and three lives, ten miles of peach blossoms.

你什么时候请我吃饭？

现在吧，你顺便带两包干脆面和两瓶雪碧。

When will you invite me to dinner?

Now, by the way, you take two packets of dry noodles and two bottles of sprite.

父亲问我，人生有什么追求？

我回答金钱和美女。

父亲凶狠的打了我一巴掌；

我哭丧着脸说：事业与爱情，

父亲赞赏的摸了我的头。

My father asked me, what is the pursuit of life?

I answer money and beauty.

Father slapped me fiercely;

With a sad face, I said: career and love,

My father touched my head with admiration.

易拉罐拉环爱着易拉罐，

可易拉罐心里装着可乐。

The can pull tab loves the can,

Cola is filled with cola.

我做过很多愚蠢的事情，

但是我毫不在乎，

我的朋友把它叫做自信。

I have done many stupid things,

But I do n’t care,

My friend calls it self-confidence.

一宿未眠，思想飘忽，

脾气升级，有事轻奏，

无事绕行，不从者，

关进黑名单。

Sleepless for a night, thinking erratic,

Temper escalated, something light,

Circumvent nothing, do not follow,

Close the blacklist.

很多时候，我喜欢了别人，她却不知道；

更多时候，我伤害了别人，我却不知道。

Many times, I like others, but she does not know;

More often, I hurt others, but I do n’t know.

我最近真的很忙，

甚至一天都很难保证有18小时的睡眠时间！

I"m really busy recently

It is difficult to guarantee 18 hours of sleep even for a day!

作为一名忠实的烟客，

必须具备三个条件：

烟，打火机以及抽烟时露出的那种享受的神韵！

As a loyal smoker,

Three conditions must be met:

Smoke, lighters and the kind of enjoyment that is revealed when smoking!

再也不相信什么一见钟情了，

根本看不出他一个月能挣多少钱，

到头来，还得搭进去。

I no longer believe in love at first sight,

I can"t see how much money he can make in a month,

In the end, you have to get in.

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