我自风情万种，与世无争。
I have all kinds of feelings and have nothing to do with the world.
有爱或无爱，都安然对待。
There is love or no love, are safe to deal with.
讲真的，爱情不是无聊的唯一出路。
Seriously, love is not the only way out of boredom.
有趣的单身比两个人瞎凑合更快乐。
It"s more fun to be single than to make do with two people.
抱歉啊，我自己都顾不上，更何况别人。
Sorry, I don"t care about myself, let alone others.
我会把墙垒的挺高的，别来，真的别来。
I"ll keep the wall high. Don"t come. Don"t come.
那些短暂又不诚恳的喜欢，不如不要和我说。
Those who are short and insincere like it, it"s better not to tell me.
有人相爱，有人夜里开车看海，而我只能看着你们对象换了一个又一个，依旧不知悔改。
Some people fall in love, some people drive to see the sea at night, but I can only watch you change one object after another, still do not know how to repent.
无爱一身轻，单身是精英。
Love is light, single is the elite.
我要天上的星星，不要尘世的感情。
I want stars in the sky, not earthly feelings.
我的确对你心动了，但我不说，毕竟干饭更重要。
I"m really attracted to you, but I won"t say it. After all, dry food is more important.
智者不入爱河年轻人不讲武德，永远年轻，永远花呗还不清，永远干饭命拼。
The wise never fall in love, and the young never speak of virtue. They are always young. They never know how to spend. They always work hard.
谈恋爱一时快乐，单身可以永远快乐。
When you are in love, you can be happy forever.
孤独比将就有趣多了。
Loneliness is more fun than making do with it.
不谈恋爱，屁事没有。
No love, no shit.
间歇性渴望恋爱，持续性喜爱单身。
Intermittently eager to love, persistent love single.
