如果生命还剩一天,那么我一定会回到课堂好好听一次课,因为在课堂上,我会觉得度日如年。希望下面这些顽皮有趣的搞笑句子,能够瞬间治愈你的不快乐!
如果你觉得你喜欢的人也喜欢你,那只能说明,你的想象力很丰富。
If you think that the people you like like you, that just means that your imagination is very rich.
不要问我为什么这么能睡,我是凌晨出生的孩子,天生就缺觉。
Don"t ask me why I can sleep so well. I was born in the wee hours of the morning and was born without sleep.
没吃饱,人只有一个烦恼;吃饱了,就有无数个烦恼。
Not enough to eat, people have only one worry; When you"re full, there are countless worries.
我现在,唯一拿得起放不下的是筷子,唯一陷进去出不来的是被窝。
Now, the only thing I can"t get out of is my chopsticks. The only thing I can"t get out of is my quilt.
当你感觉自己不行的时候,你就走到斑马线上,马上你就会变成一个行人。
When you feel like you can"t do it, you go to a zebra crossing and instantly you become a pedestrian.
有很多事情你当时想不通,别着急,过一段时间你再想,就想不起来了。
There are a lot of things you couldn"t figure out at the time. Don"t worry.
如果一个星期放五天假上两天课,那样就没人会去旷课了。
If you had five days off a week and two days off, no one would be absent.
父母忽悠孩子叫教育,孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗,互相忽悠叫代沟。
Parents cheat their children is called education, children cheat their parents is called cheating, cheat each other is called generation gap.
上帝给你关了一扇门,又帮你关了一扇窗 ,说明他要开空调了。
When god closes a door for you and a window for you, it means he is going to turn on the air conditioner.
下雨天就适合在家睡觉,晴天就适合出门走走,漫长岁月,居然没有一天适合上班。
Rainy day is suitable for sleeping at home, sunny day is suitable for going out for a walk, long years, there is not a day suitable for work.
好朋友都这样,你跌倒的时候我会扶你一把,但是你要先等我笑完。
Good friends are like this, I will help you when you fall down, but you have to wait for me to finish laughing.
如果生命还剩一天,那么我一定会回到课堂好好听一次课,因为在课堂上,我会觉得度日如年。
If I had one day left to live, I would definitely go back to class and listen to a lecture, because in class, I would feel like a year.
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