给男孩子们一个建议，以后买车千万别买布加迪威龙，我刚开着开着就被闹钟吵醒了。
Give the boys a piece of advice, Never buy a Bugatti Veyron in the future, I was woken up by the alarm clock just when I was on.
以后不会再复制粘贴沙雕段子了 ，2020人设是沉默公主。
In the future, we will not copy and paste the sand sculpture. 2020 people will be the silent princess.
我每天都坚持听3个小时的英语听力，后来习惯了在嘈杂的环境中睡着。
I listen to English for 3 hours every day, and then I get used to sleeping in noisy environment.
昨天去检查身体，医生说我有一项偏高，哎呀真闹心，他们说我颜值偏高。
Yesterday, I went to have a physical examination. The doctor said that one of my items was on the high side. Alas, I was really upset. They said that my face value was on the high side.
请问什么时候能流行脸大的女孩子？脸我已经准备好了，就差流行了。
When will it be popular for girls with big faces? I"m ready for face, it"s almost popular.
冷知识：菜炒咸了可以先放一会儿，因为时间可以冲淡一切。
Cold knowledge: stir fried salty vegetables can be put for a while, because time can dilute everything.
有需要法国代购的吗？追我的人从这里排到法国了，有需要我帮你问问。
Do you need French agency? My pursuers are in line from here to France. I need to ask for your help.
秃顶这个词也太伤人了，不如叫“年少荒芜”，带着一股孤独而忧伤的文学气息，可以说是精神上的美发了。
The word baldness is too hurtful，It"s better to call it "young and barren"，With a lonely and sad literary atmosphere，It"s the spiritual beauty.
刚刚和朋友下象棋，他把我的帅吃了，怎么办？我帅死了。
I just played chess with my friend. He ate my handsome man. What should I do? I"m so handsome.
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