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1、穿人字拖的最高境界是人还在，拖没了。
The highest level of wearing flip flops is that people are still there, but they are gone.
2、刚吵完架，觉得没发挥好，还想在吵一架。
Just after the fight, I don"t think I"m playing well. I want to fight again.
3、希望大家不要做一个抠门的人，因为，门抠久了，会烂！
I hope you don"t want to be a stingy person, because if you are stingy for a long time, it will rot!
4、哥们领到生产许可证后，每天都在紧锣密鼓地忙生产。
After getting the production license, brother is busy with production every day.
5、考上清华的那一刻，你的心情是怎样的，闹钟千万别响。
What"s your mood at the moment of entering Tsinghua University? Don"t let the alarm go off.
6、什么比八年抗战更艰辛，当然是九年义乌教育！
What is more difficult than eight years of Anti Japanese war? Of course, nine years of Yiwu education!
7、某某联播：前10分钟领导们都很忙，中间10分钟人民生活很幸福，最后10分钟其他国家水深火热。
XX broadcast: the leaders are very busy in the first 10 minutes, the people are very happy in the middle 10 minutes, and other countries are in dire straits in the last 10 minutes.
8、唯一对我说过不要走的人，只有我的体育老师：“不要走，好吗？跑起来！”
The only one who told me not to leave was my PE teacher: "don"t leave, OK? Run
9、人最重要的就是做事问心无愧，万一有愧，就要说服自己不要有。
The most important thing for a man is to have a clear conscience. In case of guilt, he should persuade himself not to have it.
10、农夫山泉有点甜，男人说话都特悬。
Nongfu mountain spring is a little sweet. Men talk very freely.
11、别人玩游戏玩的奔现 我玩游戏玩到强制下线。
Other people play the game to play now, I play the game to mandatory offline.
12、如果有看不上我的人，请把眼睛捐给有需要的人，谢谢！
If there are people who don"t like me, please donate your eyes to those in need. Thank you!
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