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1、听说双十一什么都便宜，那你要不要跟我在一起，就当便宜你了。
It"s said that everything is cheap on double 11. Would you like to stay with me? It"s a bargain for you.
2、我的闺蜜都脱单了，而我就比较厉害，我脱发。
My best friends are out of single, But I am more powerful, I lose my hair.
3、一言不合就拉黑删除的原因是怕真的吵起来，我骂不赢。
The reason why I delete when a word doesn"t agree is that I"m afraid I can"t win when we really quarrel.
4、当你玩了一天手机时，你就会明白这句话的真理：你的能量，超乎你想象。
When you play with your mobile phone for a day, you will understand the truth of this sentence: your energy is beyond your imagination.
5、我能叫你宝贝吗？因为我看你女朋友就是这样叫你的。
Can I call you baby? Because that"s what your girlfriend calls you.
6、我也想去英国留学，有经验的朋友可以叫我怎么改定位吗？
I also want to study in the UK, experienced friends can tell me how to change positioning?
7、我的被子又香又软又舒服，要不要跟我一起盖。
My quilt is fragrant, soft and comfortable. Do you want to cover it with me?
8、不管我在忙什么，我都会抽空玩手机，这大概就是我专一稳定的好品质吧！
No matter what I"m busy with, I"ll take time to play with my mobile phone, which is probably my good quality of specificity and stability!
9、他要是真想守护你，为什么你家楼下的保安不是他。
If he really wants to protect you, why is the security guard downstairs not him.
10、有选择困难症的胖子实在太可怜了，想事情的时候都不知道要托哪一个下巴。
It"s pathetic for a fat man with choice difficulties. I don"t know which chin to hold when I think about things.
11、今晚天上的星星可能都是新来的，我一颗都不认识。
All the stars in the sky tonight may be new. I don"t know any of them.
12、她怎么还不向我表白，再叫她多喝热水试试。
Why hasn"t she confessed to me and told her to drink more hot water?
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