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我知道我的努力有一大半是没有用的，但是我却不知道究竟是哪一半。
I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don"t know which half.
爱情是毒药，糖衣太美妙，浅尝了即止就好，喝下了把命都送掉。
Love is poison, sugar clothes are too beautiful, taste it, and then you can drink it and send off your life.
找对象就像买车一样，我不在乎她是几手的，我就怕原来的车主还有钥匙。
Looking for someone is like buying a car. I don"t care how many hands she is. I"m afraid the original owner has the key.
我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！
My heart is a little bit small, but not missing; I have a good temper, but not without!
是金子总要发光的，但当满地都是金子的时候，我自己也不知道自己是哪颗了。
Gold always shines, but when the earth is full of gold, I don"t know which one I am.
刚毕业后会有期；毕业一年后会有妻；后来后悔有妻；再后来会有后妻；最后悔有后妻。
After graduation, there will be a period; after graduation, there will be a wife; later, I regret having a wife; then there will be a wife; I regret having a wife most.
我唱歌哪有跑调，我只是喜欢唱自己的调调，让别人说去吧。
I sing where there is run tune, I just like to sing their own tune, let others say it.
男孩穷着养，不然不晓得奋斗，女孩富着养，不然人家一块蛋糕就哄走了。
The boy is poor to raise, or he doesn"t know how to fight, the girl is rich to raise, or someone else will coax away a cake.
夏季到了，我才意识到，“哪凉快哪待着去”真的不是一句骂人话。
It was summer, and I realized that "where to stay cool" is not really a curse.
情人节咱没约会对象，愚人节咱没表白的对象，还是清明节好，有祭拜的对象。
Valentine"s day we have no date, April Fool"s day we have no object to express, or Qingming Day, there are worship objects.
父母忽悠孩子叫教育，孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗，互相忽悠叫代沟。
Parents fool their children to call education, children cheat parents, and they call generation gap.
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