有趣的灵魂+美丽的外表=不要脸的我。
Interesting soul + beautiful appearance = shameless me
毕竟是要当富婆的人，不能被爱情绊住双脚。
After all, it is a person who wants to be a rich woman, and can"t be caught in love.
我真的不懂，为何我这么穷，还可以吃那么胖。
I really don"t understand, why I am so poor, can still eat so fat.
有时候觉得自己变丑了，拿出身份证一看，多虑了。
Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I worry more.
“特别能吃苦”，我想了想，这五个字，我只做到了前面四个字。
"Especially able to endure hardship", I thought about it, these five words, I only did the first four words.
吹头发的时候，感觉自己是全智贤，照镜子的时候，看清自己是高晓松。
When blowing hair , I feel that I am Quan Zhixian. When I look in the mirror, I see that I am Gao Xiaosong.
长相分两种，一种是好看的，一种是难看的，我是属于中间的，好难看的！
There are two kinds of looks , one is good-looking, the other is ugly, I belong to the middle, so ugly!
我本来是个敲可爱的女孩子，后来用力过猛把可爱敲死了，我就变成了沙雕。
I used to be a cute girl, but then I knocked her to death too hard , and I became a sand sculpture.
别沮丧了，虽然你不曾拥有一场说走就走的旅行，但至少还有一个说胖就胖的体型。
Don"t be depressed, although you haven"t had a trip to go, but at least there is a body that says fat is fat.
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