我都不知道，你长这么丑是怎么造出来的。
回怼：我长得丑是爹妈给的，不像你是街坊四邻凑的。
I don"t know how you made yourself so ugly.
Reply: I look ugly is given by my parents, unlike you, it"s from the neighborhood.
亏你还是个大学生呢？怎么连这个都不知道？
回怼：那你比我厉害，你怎么没上过大学呢？
Why are you still a college student? Why don"t you even know this?
Reply: Then you are better than me. Why didn"t you go to college?
起开，好狗不挡道。
回怼：好驴不乱叫。
Let"s go. Good dogs don"t get in the way.
Reply: good donkeys don"t bark.
你说说你，他还小，你都这么大了，就不能让着他点吗？
回怼：那我也小呀！你一个大人跟我计较什么？
Tell me about you, he is still young, you are so big, can"t you let him order?
Reply:Then I"m too young! What do you care about with me as an adult?
我吃的盐，比你吃的饭都多。
回怼：我一顿能吃两碗饭，你能吃两袋盐？
I eat more salt than you do.
Answer: I can eat two bowls of rice, you can eat two bags of salt?
脑子笨就别读书了吧！
回怼：嘴巴那么臭，就别说话了吧！
Don"t read if you are stupid!
Reply: if your mouth stinks, stop talking!
我这怎么跟你开个玩笑，你就生气了？
回怼：我怎么给你一拳，你就受伤了？
How can I make fun of you and make you angry?
Reply:How can I give you a punch and you get hurt?
我这个人说话比较直，你别介意哈！
回怼：我这个人扇巴掌比较疼，你不要出声哈！
I speak straightforwardly, so don"t mind!
Reply:It hurts to slap my face. Don"t make any noise!
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