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公正可以迟到，为什么我不能多睡10分钟？
Justice can be late, why can"t I sleep more than ten minutes?
生命总是乱七八糟的，好像是我在吃和喝中睡着了。
Life is always a mess, but fortunately I fill it up with eating, drinking and sleeping.
我一躺在沙发上就懒得动，连灵机一动都不行。
Once I lay on the sofa, I didn"t bother to move, and couldn"t even make a move.
最疯狂的事情莫过于和对象在一起，20多年来从未见过面。
The craziest thing I have ever done with the subject is that I have never seen each other for more than 20 years.
世界上没有不透风的墙，隔壁饭馆真香。
There is no impermeable wall in the world, and the dinner next door is really fragrant.
近来我的收入来源主要是退货。
In the past few days, my source of income has mainly depended on returns.
一个可爱的人总会有一些可以发胖的地方。
A lovely person must be fat.
你总是让我滚，可是，哪位明星没有多少黑粉？
You always let me go, but which celebrity does not have a few black fans?
无物不要紧，奶茶不喝会伤心。
It doesn"t matter if the object is not there, it will be sad if you don"t drink milk tea.
即使失败九十九次，还要再努力一次，凑成整数。
Even if you fail ninety-nine times, you have to work hard again and round up.
女孩的卧室很神奇，除了头上有头发的地方。
The girl’s bedroom is amazing, except for the hair everywhere on the head.
为何心情不好时要吃东西，因为伤心时要咀嚼。
Why do you want to eat when you are in a bad mood?
老天爷给了我许多机会让我发胖，我终于抓住了。
God gave me many opportunities to get fat and I managed to seize it.
只要你肯花一点时间来认识我，你就会发现你是在浪费一点时间。
If you are willing to spend a little time to understand me, you will find that you wasted a little time.
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