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别人打游戏网恋奔现，甜甜蜜蜜，我打游戏命悬一线，强制下线。
Others play games, online love rush out, sweet honey, I play game life hanging line, forced offline.
冷吗？冷就对了，你现在看到了白雪公主的文字。
Is it cold? Cold on the right, you now see the words of snow white.
答应我，别再说月亮奔你而来了，奔你而来的是陨石，会要你狗命的。
Promise me, don"t say that the moon is coming to you. The meteorite will kill you.
一年前他跟我说睡了，到现在还没有醒过来，所以一般植物人什么时候能醒过来？
A year ago, he told me that he had gone to sleep, but he still hasn"t woken up, so when can the general vegetative people wake up?
立秋以来我还没有喝过奶茶，我不甜了。
I haven"t had milk tea since the beginning of autumn. I"m not sweet.
有些男孩子大晚上十里地送夜宵送到我家，特别感动人，就是配送费贵了点。
Some boys send supper to my home ten miles in the evening, which is very touching. The delivery fee is a little expensive.
冰箱晚上还亮着灯呢？你凭啥不让我吃东西？
Is the refrigerator still on at night? Why don"t you let me eat?
有人说我朋友圈肤浅没有营养，咋的？你在朋友圈炖大骨汤吗？
Some people say that my circle of friends is superficial and has no nutrition? Do you have big bone soup in your circle of friends?
现在这种天气挺尴尬的，不开空调有点热，开空调还要出去买一台。
Now this kind of weather is very embarrassing. It"s a little hot without turning on the air conditioner. I have to go out and buy one.
别的女孩子琴棋书画样样能行，我煎炒烹炸样样都吃。
Other girls can do all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. I eat all kinds of frying, cooking and frying.
我的卧室挺奇怪的，除了头上没头发，别的地方都是头发。
My bedroom is very strange, except that there is no hair on my head, there is hair everywhere.
我唯一陷进去出不来的就是被窝，睡了，我亲爱的王子和公主们。
The only thing I can"t get out of is the bed and sleep, my dear princes and princesses.
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