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一、我们小乔把对面打野打疯了，对面打野说扇子你信不信我把扔火的杀了。
Our little Joe beat the opposite side crazy, and said fan mom, believe it or not, I killed the fire thrower
二、荣耀王者的青铜小娇妻，最强王者的黄金小娇妻，铂金哥哥的白银小姐姐剩下钻石星耀的在互相嫌弃。
Glory to the king"s bronze little wife, the strongest king"s gold little wife, platinum brother"s silver sister, and the rest of the diamond stars are abandoning each other
三、我闪现到你怀里，用治疗术治疗你，用我的可爱眩晕你，狂暴的强吻你，干扰你的呼吸和心跳 然后悄悄跑掉。
I flashed into your arms and treated you with therapy. I kissed you violently with my lovely vertigo, interfered with your breathing and heartbeat, and then ran away quietly
四、不是说喜欢黄金小娇妻吗，我都等了一个赛季了。
I thought I liked my golden wife. I"ve been waiting for a season.
五、亚瑟：不管你们怎么帅怎么厉害王者图标永远是老子这张帅脸。
Arthur: No matter how handsome and powerful you are, the king icon will always be the handsome face of Laozi.
六、打野不来支援，在野区采灵芝吗。
If you don"t come to support in the wild, do you collect Ganoderma lucidum in the wild?
七、安琪拉你在放烟花？
Angela, are you setting off fireworks?
八、婉儿你是恐高吗？
Wan"er, are you afraid of heights?
九、昭君在求雨？
Zhao Jun is asking for rain?
十、赵云，你是在戳地板吗？想和地板亲热亲热？
Zhaoyun, are you poking the floor? Want to make out with the floor?
十一、人家上官提笔割人头，我的上官提笔写遗书。
Somebody else"s Shangguan started to cut his head, and my Shangguan started to write a suicide note
十二、别人打游戏打到缠缠绵绵网恋奔现，我打游戏打到命悬一线强制下线。
Others play games until the lingering online love is on the line, while I play games until my life hangs in the balance.
十三、顺风是我干的漂亮，逆风是我干的漂亮，懂的自然懂。
Downwind is my beautiful work. Upwind is my beautiful work. I understand it naturally
十四、今天又是被野怪打死的一天，我相信我一直努力下去，总有一天可以把野怪打死，做盖世野王。
Today is another day when I was killed by a wild monster. I believe I have been working hard, and one day I can kill the wild monster and become the king of the world.
十五、自从我王者荣耀玩了打野后，奶奶老是偷看我打游戏，有一次她抹着眼泪塞给我一把钱，让我疫情结束后去买一个彩色的显示屏手机。
Since I played wild games in the glory of the king, my grandmother always watched me play games. Once, she wiped her tears and stuffed me with money to buy a mobile phone with a colorful display screen after the epidemic ended.
十六、没想到，今年第一个对我发射爱心的是妲己。
I didn"t expect da ji to be the first to launch love for me this year
十七、打王者吗，我战绩再烂也不挂机，很有电竟精神，简称又菜又爱玩。
Playing king? I don"t hang up even if my record is bad. I have electricity, but I am short for food and love to play
十八、我也想要有人对我来一句“混子来躺” 对 没错 有人说了 ，但他只说了前两个字。
I also want someone to say "lie down" to me. Yes, someone did, but he only said the first two words
十九、不想跟我打游戏就算了，你居然说什么河道水太凉，你怕风湿不能沾水。
Forget it if you don"t want to play games with me. You said that the river water is too cold. You are afraid of rheumatism and can"t touch the water
二十、在现实中被骂我不敢吭声，王者峡谷我一敌九，别问，问就是信誉等级七。
In reality, I dare not say anything when I am scolded. I am one enemy and nine enemies in the Valley of the Kings. Don"t ask, asking is the credit rating of seven
二十一、好的射手不说话默默杀人 菜的射手一分钟问两次“辅助你咋回事”
A good shooter doesn"t talk and kills people silently. The shooter asks twice a minute, "What"s wrong with helping you?"
二十二、我看你就是个能复活的小兵。
I think you are a soldier who can be resurrected.
二十三、你就适合出个宝石在泉水领低保。
You are suitable for a gem to receive the minimum living allowance in spring water.
二十四、打团你在清兵线是灵台缺钱？
You are short of money in Lingtai in Qingbing Line?
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