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聪明的儿子
Father told son buy wine, the son asked his father: "the bottle, isn"t there?" Father shook his head say: "is too little." A few minutes later, the son carrying the bottle back. Dad took the bottle a look, at the moment, the original bottle containing most of the bottles stones. Son proudly said: "daddy, you drink, the crow is such water." Dad in distress situation, way: "my son that learning is not white on it."
父亲叫儿子打酒，儿子问爸爸：“瓶子里不是还有吗？”爸爸摇摇头说：“太少了。”几分钟后，儿子提着瓶子回来。爸爸接过酒瓶一看，愣住了，原来酒瓶里装着大半瓶子石子。儿子得意洋洋地说：“爸爸，您喝吧，乌鸦就是这样喝水的。”爸爸哭笑不得，道：“我儿这学是没白上啊。”
那给我一块钱行吗？
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
Father: Son, don"t you think you"re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗？
Son: I guess you"re right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
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