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1、一到晚上,手机变得好奇怪,散发着烧烤味,奶茶味。
In the evening, the mobile phone becomes very strange, sending out the smell of barbecue and milk tea.
2、国庆假期就要结束了,心里涌现出一股即将跟祖国分割的悲凉。
The National Day holiday is coming to an end, and my heart is full of sadness of being separated from the motherland.
3、天气预报说今天没有西北风,糟糕,又要饿肚子了。
The weather forecast says that there is no northwest wind today. It"s bad. I"ll be hungry again.
4、大哥没文化,大哥不爱说话,有事给大哥打电话,大事帮不了,小事不想帮,但有事给大哥打电话。
Big brother is uneducated. He doesn"t like to talk. If you have something to do, you can call him. He can"t help big things. He doesn"t want to help small things. But if you have something to do, call him.
5、上天给了我一个国庆假期,我没有好好珍惜,若再给我个机会,我一定好好写作业,前提是再给一个。
God gave me a National Day holiday, I did not cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I will do my homework well, on the premise of another holiday.
6、你可以给我转3块钱吗?我要去买袋盐,因为我觉得我们的关系有点淡了。
Can you transfer me 3 yuan? I"m going to buy a bag of salt because I think our relationship is a little weak.
7、我和瘦子的区别,瘦子:忘了吃饭。我:忘了刚刚吃过饭。
The difference between me and thin people. Skinny man: I forgot to eat. Me: I forgot that I had dinner just now.
8、别养多肉了,养我,我肉更多。
Stop raising succulent plants. Feed me, I have more meat.
9、“你为什么做作业的时候要放音乐?”
“电影主角干大事的时候不是都有BGM嘛?”
"Why do you play music when you do your homework?"
"Don"t movie stars always have BGM when they do big things?"
10、想吃炸鸡,想着想着眼泪就从嘴角流了下来。
I wanted to eat fried chicken, and then my tears came from the corner of my mouth.
11、不要问我今天干嘛了,我什么也没做,但我吃饭睡觉,保持可爱了。
Don"t ask me what I did today, I didn"t do anything, but I eat and sleep and stay cute.
12、吾日三省吾身:萌乎,暖乎,胖乎。
I look at myself three times: cute? Warm? Fat?
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