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我要变丑，让这个世界没有美女。
Iwould like to be ugly, let the world exist no beauty.
若不是楼下突然开个奶茶店，这个月底我至少还剩两百多！
If it were not for the sudden opening of a milk tea shop downstairs, I would still possess at least 200 by the end of this month!
谁要是热了，可以过来借我的高冷避一避！
Anyone who"s hot can come and borrow my highcold for shelter!
对自己好点，能怪美食太诱人的就别怪自己！
Be nice to yourself. Don"t blame yourself if you can blame the food for being too tempting.
今天一早醒来看了一眼账户余额，从此便不敢再迷茫了。
I woke up this morning and took a look at my account balance, and I never dare to feel confused again.
高价出售本人脑子，九成新，几乎没用过，有意者私聊我。
My brain is being sold at a high price, 90% new, almost useless, anyone who is interested can chat with me privately.
其实我不开口说话的话，看上去还挺知性的。
In fact, if I don"t speak, I seem to look like quite intellectual.
梦想还是要有的，不然别人和我聊起来的时候我怎么接话？
You still need to have a dream, or else how can I pick it up when people start talking to me the topic?
老师，我们能换一种授课方式吗？比如说，托梦。
Teacher, can we change the way of teaching? For example, teach in the dream.
我的回头率其实挺高的，看到美女我基本上都会回头！
My head turn rate is actually quite high, as long as I see the beauty I basically will turn back!
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