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1、愿得一人心，免得我老跑去相亲
Wish to get a heart, lest I always go to blind date
2、有钱时败家，没钱时我只能拜拜神咯
When you have money, you are a spendthrift. When you have no money, you worship God
3、听你一席话，浪费我十分钟
When I listen to you, waste me ten minutes
4、有人说我穷，我笑了，你这是无话讲了吗
Some people said I was poor, I laughed, you have nothing to say
5、只要你成为一个废物，人家就懒得利用你了
As long as you"re a bum, no one can take advantage of you
6、漂亮的话我不会说，但是漂亮的我正在说话
Pretty words I can"t say, but pretty I"m talking
7、如果有一天你想哭，打电话给我，让我知道你也有今
If one day you feel like crying, call me and let me know you have it too.
8、不喜欢我可以呀，记得要拿红包砸我的脸。
Don"t like me, remember to hit my face with red envelopes.
9、你以为向生活低头就好了，生活是想让你跪下
You think you should bow to life, but life wants you to kneel
10、人生如戏我穿帮，人生如歌我跑调
Life is like a play I wear help, life is like a song I"m out of tune
11、道理我都懂的，但别人叫我美女时，还是忍不住要回头
I know all the truth, but when people call me a beauty, I still can"t help but look back
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