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我要感谢一下游戏，是你，让我平淡无奇的生活增加了几分怒火。
I would like to thank the game, is you, let my dull life increased a little anger.
你以为当渣女不累吗？《姜子牙》我要看十场。
Do you think it"s not tiring to be a scum girl? I want to watch Jiang Ziya ten times.
老师真奇怪，刚开始一直说不要拘谨，要把学校当成自己的家，后来却说：真把学校当你家了，明天把你家长叫来。
The teacher is really strange. At first, he always said that he should not be rigid and regard the school as his own home. Later, he said: I really treat the school as your home and call your parents tomorrow.
终于明白在学校为什么那么困了，因为，学校是梦开始的地方。
Finally, I understand why the school is sleepy.Because school is the place where dreams begin.
今天被帅哥摸头了，他还说：吹头发加十块。
Today, I was touched by a handsome man. He also said: blow your hair and add 10 yuan.
咱俩是不可能一起共白头了，你秃顶了我染发了。
We can"t be together. You"re bald and I"m dyeing my hair.
我已经不是那个花一百块钱都要考虑好久的孩子了，我是那个花五块钱都要考虑好久的孩子。
I"m not the child who has to think about it for a long time when it costs 100 yuan. I"m the child who has to think about it for five yuan.
我也是公主，每天都有骑士来看我，只是我的骑士要收配送费。
I am also a princess. Every day a knight comes to see me, but my knight has to collect the delivery fee.
大家都不要夜跑，太危险了，一遇到烧烤摊就毁了。
Don"t run at night. It"s too dangerous. It"s destroyed when you meet the barbecue stand.
别的女孩子穿背带裤你说她天真可爱，那我穿背带裤你凭啥问我去哪捞鱼呢？
Other girls wear braces. You say she is naive and lovely. Why do you ask me where to fish when I wear them?
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