你就是个王八蛋，就是从王八里滚出的蛋。
You"re a son of a bitch. You"re the son of a bitch.
话说铁杵磨成针，我磨了这么多年还是个棍。
It"s said that an iron pestle is ground into a needle. I"ve been grinding it for so many years, but I"m still a stick.
我家住在十三楼，为了不拿快递，每次都备注是孕妇，这天出门跟快递员撞了，快递员说：儿子都这么大了，还在生小孩！
My family lives on the 13th floor. In order not to take the express, I always note that I am pregnant. On that day, I went out and collided with the courier. The courier said: my son is so old and still giving birth!
没本事的男人我看不上，有事业的男人瞧不上我。
I can"t see a man without ability, and a man with a career can"t see me.
我从小辈分挺小的，有很多舅舅，当被请家长时，我都会叫上我舅舅去，每次回来都会有很多吃的，因为我舅舅刚学会说一个字饿。
I am very young from the younger generation. I have many uncles. When invited to parents, I will call my uncle. Every time I come back, I will have a lot of food, because my uncle has just learned to say one word hungry.
好像好多人都挺喜欢吃牛肉丸的，而我偏偏不一样，因为我没钱。
It seems that many people like beef balls, but I"m different because I don"t have money.
人生很不容易，千万不要嘲笑别人，说不定下个吃方便面没调料包的人就是你！
Life is not easy. Don"t laugh at others. Maybe you will be the next one to eat instant noodles without seasoning bag!
一段情，我可以让它始动，也可以让它始冻！
A love, I can let it start, can also let it start to freeze!
我一定是全宿舍最聪明的人，因为我是王聪明。
I must be the smartest person in the dormitory, because I"m wang Congming.
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