1、小时候我想成为科学家，长大了只想和你成家。
When I was young, I wanted to be a scientist. When I grew up, I wanted to have a family with you.
2、你这种人，我除了恋爱，跟你也没什么好谈的。
With you, I have nothing to talk about except love.
3、看你骨骼惊奇，是块和我恋爱的好材料。
Look at your amazing skeleton. You are a good material for me to fall in love with.
4、我是国家分配给你的宝贝，不支持退货。
I am the baby assigned to you by the country. I don"t support return.
5、我有两个可爱之处，一个是我很可爱，另一个是我可爱你了。
I have two lovely things, one is that I am very cute, the other is that I love you.
6、唐僧想取经，而我想娶你。
Tang Monk wants to get scriptures, but I want to marry you.
7、我一向看人很准的，你这个人，一看就知道是我的人。
I"ve always been a good judge of people. You are my man.
8、我来考考你的数学，请问你的电话号码数字是多少？
Let me test your math. What"s your phone number?
9、不是所有牛奶都叫特仑苏，不是所有人我都叫他猪。
Not all milk is called terenzo, not everyone I call him pig.
10、想你就像喷嚏一样，忍也忍不住。
Thinking of you is like sneezing.
11、最近体重上升了，绝对没有偷吃，只是把你偷偷放在了心里。
Recently, I have gained weight. I never eat secretly. I just put you in my heart
12、想送你个超级可爱的礼物，可是快递员不让我钻箱子里。
I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won"t let me get into the box.
13、不要让我看见你，不然见一次喜欢一次。
Don"t let me see you, or I will like you every time I see you.
14、看到有关你的一切，就在心里嘀咕一句，我的。
Seeing everything about you, I murmured in my heart. You are mine.
15、睡不着的时候多想想我，别浪费时间哦。
Think about me when you can"t sleep. Don"t waste your time.
END：愿你历遍山河，觉得人间值得。
