1.我只想做个与世无争的垃圾，没想到还要被分类。
I just want to be a world of garbage, did not expect to be classified.
2.喝奶茶的时候没给钱，那是我第一次被男生追。
Drinking milk tea did not give money, that is the first time I was chased by boys.
3.只有交话费的时候，才能感觉到我说的话，原来也那么值钱。
Only when paying the telephone fee, can I feel what I say, it is also so valuable.
4.追星你又得不到他，不如追我，我三两下就到手了。
If you can"t get him, chase me. I" ll get it three or two times.
5.我以前叫敢敢，因为偷了你的心，现在叫憨憨。
I used to dare, because I stole your heart, now it"s called a bitch.
6.众人皆醉我独醒，你怕是喝了假酒。
Everyone is drunk I wake up alone, you are afraid of drinking fake wine.
7.去找一个能把你逗笑的人吧，我不行，我只能把你美哭。
Go find someone who can make you laugh. I can"t. I can only make you cry.
8.刷到这条朋友圈的人，三天之内脱单不灵回来找我。
Brush to this circle of friends, within three days to come back to me.
9.我的感情路一直很顺畅，因为都没有人。
My emotional path has been smooth, because no one.
10.每次去逛街，都有很多人给我发广告，小传单，唉，这就是我，美得令人发纸。
Every time I go shopping, there are a lot of people to advertise me, small leaflets, alas, this is me, beautiful hair paper.
11.一年里我最喜欢的月份就是二月了呢，这个月只需要单身28天呢。
My favorite month of the year is February. It only takes 28 days to be single.
