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1、怎么泡你，水温多少合适？
How to soak you, how much water temperature is appropriate?
2、不要让我看见你，否则我见你一次，喜欢你一次。
Don"t let me see you, or I will like you once when I see you.
3、明天就要见对方家长了，好忐忑啊，毕竟是我动手打他家小孩的。
I"m going to see each other"s parents tomorrow. I"m so nervous. After all, I started beating his children first.
4、跟我处对象，好吗？我爸我妈我爷爷奶奶一起给你砍拼多多。
With me, okay? My father, my mother, my grandparents are in pinduoduo to bargain for you.
5、我今天很尴尬，带了口罩去买早餐还是被认出来：美女，要吃点什么？
Today, I was embarrassed. I brought my mask to buy breakfast, but I was recognized: what do you want to eat, beauty?
6、太谢谢你了，这么热的天没有你的冷暴力，我都不知道怎么活。
Thank you so much. I don"t know how to live without your cold violence in such a hot day.
7、我怀孕了，孩子是你的，孩子说想喝奶茶，想吃炸鸡，你听明白了吗？
I"m pregnant. The baby is yours. The baby says he wants to drink milk tea and fried chicken. Do you understand?
8、今天有点不开心，虽然不是你造成的，但是你能不能给我道个歉。
I"m a little unhappy today. Although it"s not caused by you, can you apologize to me.
9、别生气啦，我给你讲，我有一个超能力，超级喜欢你。
Don"t be angry. I"ll tell you that I have a super power: I like you very much.
10、有什么事晚上再说，幼儿园还没放学。
What can I do for you in the evening? The kindergarten is not finished yet.
11、小哥哥，我们不认识没关系，这么热的天，我们一会就熟了。
Little brother, it doesn"t matter that we don"t know each other. On such a hot day, we"ll be familiar soon.
12、看到你说胃疼，我立马拿出一片止痛药给我自己吃下去，我怕我自己心疼。
See you say stomach ache, I immediately take out a painkiller for myself to eat, I"m afraid that I will feel hurt.
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