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1、这次考试的最大意义就四个字，重在参与。
The greatest significance of this examination is four words, focusing on participation.
2、考试之前觉得自己没问题，可以考个好名次，考完试后，透心凉。
Before the exam, I feel that I have no problem. I can get a good place. After the exam, I feel cool.
3、每次考试不给老师露两手，他还真以为我们都被教会了。
Every time we don"t give the teacher a hand in the exam, he really thinks we are all taught.
4、考试之后成绩排名，你丑你靠前，我帅我随意。
After the examination results ranking, you are ugly, you are ahead, I am handsome and I am at will.
5、考试就好像手术室里的医生，出来的第一句话就是，我尽力了。
The exam is like a doctor in the operating room. The first thing I said was, I tried my best.
6、考试成绩=监考老师+同学关系+地理位置+运气
Test score = invigilator + classmate relationship + geographical location + luck
7、每次考试老师都说把无关的东西放上去，那个时候我多想把自己放上去。
Every time the teacher said to put irrelevant things on, at that time I wanted to put myself on.
8、有人考试靠实力，有人考试靠视力，我考试就看选择题和运气。
Some people rely on their strength, others rely on their eyesight, so I have to look at multiple-choice questions and luck.
9、上学就上学，为什么要考试，难道师生之间这点信任都没有吗？
Go to school when you go to school. Why do you have to take an exam? Is there no trust between teachers and students?
10、每次考完试都问我，为什么没考好，我只能很耐心地跟他们说，我这是在隐藏实力，你见过斗地主一上来就王炸的吗？
Every time I finished the exam, I asked me why I didn"t do well in the exam. I could only tell them patiently that I was hiding my strength. Have you ever seen the king blow up the landlord as soon as he came up?
11、本来预谋着这次考试来个咸鱼翻身，没想到黏锅上了，还糊了。
Originally planned this examination to a salted fish turn over, did not expect to stick on the pot, but also paste.
12、考试的时候学霸就好像wiff，谁都想要密码。
In the exam, Xueba is like wiff. Everyone wants a password
13、明明大家一起交白卷都是年级第一，为什么还要自相残杀。
It"s clear that everyone is the first grade to hand in the blank paper together. Why should we kill each other.
14、我发现每次考试的时候，我都会有一种很厉害的超能力，厉害到可以避开所有的正确答案。
I find that every time I take an exam, I have a super ability that can avoid all the correct answers.
15、考试是你一个人的事，但成绩却是你七大姑八大姨都要过问的事。
The exam is for you alone,But it"s something your seven aunts and aunts have to ask about.
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