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1、有钱人终成眷属，没钱人亲眼目睹，我在三轮车上看得一清二楚。
The rich get married eventually. The poor see it with their own eyes. I can see it clearly on the tricycle.
2、别人一场恋爱谈了三年，我一句恋爱吗？问了三年。
Others have been in love for three years. I asked this sentence, "are you in love?" for three years.
3、所谓英雄不问出路，光棍不看岁数。
The so-called hero doesn"t ask for a way out, the bachelor doesn"t look at age.
4、历史总是惊人的相似，去年520我单身，今年520我还是单身。
History is always strikingly similar. Last year, 520 I was single, and this year, 520 I am still single.
5、520别晒礼物了，晒男票吧，说不定有同款。
Don"t sun present, sun boyfriend, maybe the same style.
6、热吗？热就对了，到了520就凉快了。
Is it hot? The heat is right. It will cool down after 520.
7、要礼物没礼物，要男友没男友。
I want a gift, no gift, I want a boyfriend, no boyfriend.
8、520声明：我 不是不谈恋爱，我是没人要。
520 statement: I want to fall in love, but no one wants it.
9、到现在都没人表白，真沉得住气。
It"s very calm that no one has confessed until now.
10、别等表白了，愚人节时都没有，还指望520，洗洗睡吧，宝贝。
Don"t wait for the confession. I don"t have it on April Fool"s day. 520 has no hope. Wash and sleep, baby.
11、今年过节不收礼，收礼只收男朋友。
I don"t accept gifts this festival. I only accept boyfriends.
12、刚有个人约我，果断让我拉黑，非常时期，骗我感情可以，骗我命绝对不行。
Just now, someone asked me out. I decided to blacklist him. It"s very important to cheat my feelings, but it"s absolutely impossible to cheat my life.
13、520别艾特自己的对象了，重复了对谁也不好。
Don"t @ your own object in 520, it"s not good for anyone to repeat.
14、未来和我结婚的那位，520少做点对不起我的事。
The one who will marry me in the future, please do less sorry for me in 520.
15、520我掐指一算，不出意外的话，和我半毛钱关系都没有。
I pinched my fingers. If there is no accident, 520 has nothing to do with my half of the gross.
16、别问我情人节过得怎么样，我会告诉你我睡得很好。
Don"t ask me how Valentine"s Day is going, I"ll tell you I sleep well.
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