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1、年纪轻轻的我，就已经把事业和爱情取得了平衡，都没有。
When I was young, I had already balanced my career and love. There was no such thing.
2、减肥是人生第二大事，第一大事就是好吃好喝。
Weight loss is the second most important thing in life, the first thing is to eat and drink.
3、七月对你挺好的，你看你都活到八月了。
July is good for you. You can see that you live to August.
4、想让你做我男朋友很久了，说不清楚到底喜欢你哪里，就是感觉你特别有钱。
I want you to be my boyfriend for a long time. I don"t know what I like about you. I just feel you are rich.
5、你们每次骂人时，有没有考虑过对方的感受，反正我有，尽量不用方言，怕对方听不懂。
Every time you curse, have you considered the other party"s feelings, anyway, I have, try not to use dialect, I"m afraid the other party can"t understand.
6、你说你是声控，我叫你一声，你又不亮。
You say you are a voice control, I call you, you are not bright.
7、毕业一年，在学校学的东西已经全部还给老师，学费为什么不退我。
One year after graduation, all the things I learned in school have been returned to the teacher. Why don"t I have my tuition refund.
8、闹钟一响，脑子里就出现五百条请假理由，但是没有一条靠谱的。
When the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons to ask for leave, but none of them are reliable.
9、想打喷嚏没打出来，都怪你没多想我。
If you want to sneeze, you should be blamed for not missing me.
10、男朋友那么好玩一定会耽误我打游戏吧，还好，我没有男朋友。
Boyfriends so fun will certainly delay me to play games, fortunately, I do not have a boyfriend.
11、我玩王者每天也躺的挺舒服的，就是地板有点凉，建议峡谷铺个地毯。
I"m very comfortable when I play arena game, but the floor is a little cold. I suggest spreading a carpet in the canyon.
12、当代青年主要运动项目：取快递，取外卖。
The main sports of contemporary youth: express delivery and take away.
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