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像那些长得可爱的女孩子撒个娇就可以办成的事情，我一般都要靠威胁才能搞定！
Like those grow lovely girl sa jiao to be able to accomplish the thing, I want to rely on threat ability to solve commonly!
对于成熟的我来说，像那些跟别人赌气说要绝食的事情，我一般都是在吃饱了以后才做的！
For mature me, like those angry with others said to fast things, I am generally after the food is full before doing!
就在刚刚，有一个很漂亮的女孩子，跟我对视了很久，我们很默契，谁都没有打破这一份平静，一直到我的手有点酸了，我才默默地放下了手里的镜子！
Just now, there is a very beautiful girl, and I looked into each other"s eyes for a long time, we have a tacit understanding, who did not break this calm, until my hand a little sour, I quietly put down the hand of the mirror!
你的朋友圈是不是也有一些这样的人？一般从来不给你发消息，但是他会时不时地发给你一个链接，让你帮他投票，对于这样的人，我都是这样做的，点进去毫不犹豫地给她竞争对手投上一票。
Do you have a few of these in your circle of friends? I don"t usually text you, but every now and then he sends you a link asking you to vote for him, which is what I do for people like this. I click in and vote for her competitor without hesitation.
以前我游戏打的不好，跟我一起玩游戏的朋友总是骂我，后来我苦练了一个月，他终于骂不过我了！哈哈哈！
Before I play the game is not good, with me to play the game of friends always scold me, then I practiced for a month, he finally scold but I! Ha ha ha!
觉得今天的风好像会说话，他在我耳边欢快地跟我说：“信不信？我能把你头发给你吹掉”！
It seemed as if the wind could talk, and he said cheerfully to me in my ear, "Believe it or not? I can blow your hair off!"
如果有一天你被别人甩掉了，那么请你一定要打电话告诉我，让我知道你也有今天！哈哈哈！
If one day you are dumped by others, then please be sure to call me, let me know you also have today! Ha ha ha!
跟男朋友分手后，白天的时候情绪还好，可是一到了晚上，就再也掩饰不了内心的感情了，总是会一个人偷偷的蒙在被子里面笑起来。
After breaking up with her boyfriend, she was in a good mood during the day, but in the evening, she could not hide her inner feelings any more. She would always smile secretly under the quilt.
我妈说我就是因为小的时候不爱吃肉，所以才长得这么矮的，可是现在我爱吃肉了，为什么变成了又胖又矮的样子？我觉得我妈骗了我！
My mother said that It was because I did not like to eat meat when I was young that I grew so short, but now I love to eat meat, why become fat and short appearance? I think my mother lied to me!
一天晚上，小猪做了噩梦，吓得跑到妈妈的房间说：“妈妈，我刚才梦到我长大了，以后变成了一个水手，可是我根本就一点都不喜欢当水手啊！”猪妈妈摸了摸她的头，安慰的说道：“孩子，这有什么好怕的，你难道不知道梦都是相反的吗？”
One night, the little pig had a nightmare. He ran to his mother"s room and said, "Mother, I have just dreamed that I grew up and became a sailor. But I don"t like being a sailor at all!" Mother pig touched her head and said soothingly, "Son, what is there to be afraid of? Don"t you know that dreams are always opposite?"
果然，后来小猪长大了，他就成了火腿。
Sure enough, when the pig grew up, he became a ham.
结语：想要保持年轻的秘诀是什么？笑一笑十年少！
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