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每一个闹钟身边，都有一个不想起床的懒虫！
Every alarm clock has a lazy person who doesn"t want to get up!
你必须承认，身边总有一些朋友的笑声比笑话还好笑。
You have to admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is more funny than a joke.
念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！
After reading for more than ten years, I think it"s better to be in kindergarten!
我在大街上摔倒了，很多人笑我，气得我爬起来又摔了好几次，笑死他们！
I fell down in the street, many people laugh at me, I got up angry and fell down several times, let them laugh to death！
别在无聊的时候来找我，不然显得我是多余的。
Don"t come to me when you are bored, or I think I"m redundant.
上天待我不公平，我天天吃猫的食量，却让我有猪的体型。
God treats me unfairly. I eat the same amount of food as a cat every day, but it makes me have the body shape of a pig.
一同学对老师说：“老师，你教的都是没用的东西。”结果老师回答说：“我不允许你这么说自己。”
A classmate said to the teacher, "teacher, what you teach is useless. The teacher replied, "I don"t allow you to say that about yourself.
你才二十岁，没遇到喜欢的人很正常，越往后你会发现，大概是遇不到了。
You are only 20 years old. It"s normal that you don"t meet someone you like. The later you find out, maybe you can"t meet them.
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