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一，我爱你你爱他，我瞎你也瞎
I love you, you love him, I"m blind, you"re blind
二，别人早恋我早睡 我是养生小宝贝
Others love me early, go to bed early, I am a health baby
三，天蓝蓝，海蓝蓝，我瞅你这样就招人烦，世界那么大 ，能认识你 ，我觉得我好不幸哦！~~
Sky blue, sea blue blue, I think you are annoying, the world is so big, I can know you, I think I am very unfortunate! ~~
四，我喜欢你，你不喜欢我的话，请把这四个字还给我
I like you, if you don"t like me, please give me back these four words
五，我不把你打的满脸桃花开，你是不知道花为什么这么红
I don"t beat your face full of peach blossoms, you don"t know why the flowers are so red
六，我有QQ糖，糖给你，你的QQ给我吧
I have QQ sugar. Here"s your sugar. Give me your QQ
七，揭穿你没意思 我还是笑笑着看你表演
It"s not fun to expose you. I"ll just laugh and watch you perform
八，没实力就别模仿我的脾气
Don"t imitate my temper if you have no strength
九，真是猫改不了吃小鱼干
The cat can"t change to eat dried fish
十，你就是化学元素51号
You"re chemical element 51
十一，再不理我我就成天津名吃了
If you ignore me again, I will become a famous food in Tianjin
十二，不给你点了厉害你都不知道锅是铁打的
No, I ordered you something. You didn"t even know the pan was made of iron
十三，我今天不好好收拾你一顿就把长字按短的写
If I don"t clean up after you today, I"ll write the long words short
十四，你又不是我的美瞳，凭什么把你放眼里？
You are not my beautiful pupil, why put you in the eye?
十五，别打听我是什么人 没坏到你身上就不是坏人
Don"t ask me who I am. I"m not a bad person until I"m bad for you
十六，想要别人尊重你 你首先要尊重别人
If you want people to respect you, you have to respect people first
十七，别总是割我一刀又来给我敷药 我承受不起。
Don"t cut me all the time. Put some medicine on me again. I can"t afford it.
十八，敲里嘛 敲里嘛 敲里嘛
Knock, knock, knock, knock
十九，祝你以后吃饭必把生姜看成土豆
Wish you must think of ginger as a potato after dinner
二十，你是一只乌克兰小乳猪.
You are a little Ukrainian suckling pig.
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