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1、如果你愿意一层一层的翻开我的作业，你会发现，你会讶异，这页没写，那页也没写。
If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised that this page has not been written, and that page has not been written.
2、一个乞丐端着破碗走到我面前说：求求你帮个忙吧！
他的手一直在抖，我犹豫了一下，于是帮他端了一会。
A beggar came to me with a broken bowl and said, "please do me a favor."
His hand was shaking all the time. I hesitated for a moment, so I helped him carry it for a while.
3、你要是喜欢一个女生，就好好学习，找个好工作，挣好多好多钱，等她结婚的时候，你多出点份子钱。
If you like a girl, you should study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you will give more money.
4、跟朋友说，我想买一套带游泳池的别墅，朋友笑了说，你知道别墅有多贵吗？我也笑了，你知道我的想象力有多强吗？
With a friend said, I want to buy a villa with a swimming pool, the friend said with a smile, do you know how expensive the villa is? I laughed too. Do you know how strong my imagination is?
5、我总以为自己是独一无二的，直到需要起一个用户名的时候。
I always thought I was unique until I needed a user name.
6、每次坐公交地铁，看见孕妇我都主动让座，生怕我婆婆动了胎气。
Every time I take the subway bus, see pregnant women, I take the initiative to give up my seat, for fear that my mother-in-law moved fetal gas.
7、喜欢一个人是藏不住的，多喜欢几个就藏住了。
Like a person is not hidden, like a few people can hide.
8、其实熬夜可以预防老年痴呆症，因为熬夜可以有效地阻止你活到老年。
In fact, staying up late can prevent Alzheimer"s disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living into old age.
9、你好拽啊，为什么我的朋友圈从来没出现过你的赞。
You"re so cool. Why hasn"t my wechat moment been praised by you.
10、我太难了，上辈子可能是条蜀道。
It"s too difficult for me. It may have been a Shu Road in my last life.
11、她喜欢星星你说她是公主，我喜欢星星你说15一局。
She likes stars. You say she is a princess. I like stars. You say 15 games.
12、有人微信换支付宝吗？你支付宝给我50，我微信给你一句谢谢！
Anyone WeChat for Alipay? You transfer me 50 yuan at Alipay, I give you a thank you WeChat!
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